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Gray hot

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green tea for Joe

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well he Picard drinks Earl Gray tea

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oh Gray hot no he doesn't he doesn't

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drink Earl Gray tea he drinks tea Earl

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Gray hot that's correct yeah yeah

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uh the people in the comments yeah I

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probably probably would hate everybody

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so there you go

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um I'm gonna try to keep this Christmas

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themed because it's Christmas

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um so I have I have a few non-christmas

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stories but I'm going to stick with the

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Christmas stories okay

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uh well this damn it there's one I

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really want to get to but nah maybe

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maybe you start off with that one and

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then we wind things down with Christmas

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now I'm gonna start I'm going to start

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Christmas I'm gonna stay Christmas okay

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this one has a news story I believe a

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news video get this in tubes let me get

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this into carrot shop for you about

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Christmas decorations causing issues and

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just keep in mind any non-christmas

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story we will inevitably relate it to

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Christmas in some way so somehow be

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Christmas related

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yeah uh so here's the the first headline

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up on screen confused neighbor in

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Shepherdsville calls 9-1-1 about Cousin

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Eddie Christmas display that's some good

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news on that front and there apparently

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is a they called The Neighbors on this

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guy this is classic Christmas Vacation

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uh it's part of our culture at this

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point

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and they're calling the the cops

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and they have the 911 call on that I

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would like to hear this the Panic call

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have a male standing outside he is naked

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he has a robe covering part of his body

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he is exposing himself and he has a hose

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between his legs

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Bingo all right a strange 9-1-1 call a

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neighbor on edge the Kentucky Christmas

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as the decorations go out lies in the

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bushes maybe a little Santa Claus

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doesn't mean officers can mail it in

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never a dull moment Duty still calls it

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Christmas time in Shepherdsville

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he is naked he has a robe covering part

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of his body he is exposing himself and

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he has a hose between his legs uh not

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exactly the holiday spirit on display

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and the dog would Run subdivision at

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least that's what one caller said

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when police got there the cops were here

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laughing taking pictures

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um it's going to be Uncle Eddie he's

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tonight

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oh Cousin Eddie save the neck for me

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Clark it was full

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the cringy character from

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yeah that's a good one everybody knows

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the words to it everybody's seen it a

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hundred times Joni keaney brought the

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gassy foul-mouthed relative with a

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plumbing problem

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favorite Christmas movie to her front

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yard everybody has a Cousin Eddie and

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their family everybody she told me she

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was looking for a mannequin and I was

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like oh Lord here we go

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keaney found this one put a robe on him

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a cigar in his mouth and a beer in his

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hand we don't drink so we had to borrow

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a it doesn't have anything beer can my

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husband drank the beer the mannequin

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Facebook Marketplace and she used

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artistic skills from deep within for the

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outline of the cat R.I.P that thing had

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nine lives she just spent them all a

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Rottweiler from next door even posed as

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snots before we left we drank a half a

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quart of Pennzoil for a pick I just want

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people to have a good Christmas and get

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a laugh it's the best it's the best I

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think it's been a hit with the

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neighborhood everyone except that lady

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who called the cops but it can be

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difficult to see through the blinds

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right we'll give it that excuse yes yeah

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I guess Todd and Margo never had trouble

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and why is the carpet all wet Todd don't

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know Margo in Bullitt County the

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photojournalist Dominic Furman

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Chris Suter WDRB news

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solid next year is a good one yeah

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that's that was uh classic I

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I had that's a probably a neighbor who

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calls the cops on anything that is going

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on in our neighborhood that they don't

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grass is too long too many cars parked

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outside though I'm gonna start calling

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the cops on people who like cars parked

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outside [\h__\h] use your garage by the

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way it's been amusing the last couple of

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weeks with you know winter

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people out there are like scraping and

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scratching to get their cars dug out and

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like but you can see the garage is just

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full of random [\h__\h] it's like hey you

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know that's what that that room on the

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side of your house is for putting your

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cars in so go put your cars in there

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like the rest of us and then you can

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just calmly back out in the morning and

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well I gotta bounce you out of here yeah

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bounce you out of here go to the next

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where's the Tylenol

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uh so this one comes from England I

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believe Mary old England

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oh they celebrate Christmas in England I

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think the for for a few more years until

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it's a completely uh Muslim country

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there are no there's no new story with

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this one question we'll do the best we

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can uh grandmother charges her family

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180 pound for their Christmas dinner oh

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really that's a lot

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that's like you're going to Morton's

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know it's like he's charging the kids

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180. well she breaks it down by by adult

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and kids she's got kid meals prices too

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so okay well uh I'm kind of curious uh

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and I support her and thus far but a

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grandmother has come up with a way to

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ease the financial burden of having the

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family around for Christmas charge them

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all for dinner Caroline dudridge device

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the a tiered fee system for her

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relatives that uh brought in about 180

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pounds this year to help cover the cost

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of turkey and all the trimmings for her

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five adult children and their families

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okay I need money

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uh quote there is a few out there who

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think I'm a bit of a scrooge but my

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friends think is quite a good idea

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dudridge who's 63 told the BBC Radio

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uh Radio 5 live she said that she had

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the idea after the death of her husband

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in 2015 left her with only half the

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household income to live on she

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initially asked relatives to put away

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small amounts of regular or regularly

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like you can save up for this pretty

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much starting in September

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now I said to my children right it costs

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a lot of money I'm going to do a little

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kinky jar so you can put away two pounds

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away starting in September hey look at

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that starting September that's right it

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sounds it sounds good doesn't it but of

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course it all got a bit

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sham symbolic shambolic trying to keep

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track of them and where there were a few

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stragglers so there we go okay

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um the next so next paragraph talks

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about how much he's charging each person

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which is the kind of the Crux of it

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instead uh the teaching assistant from

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Fair water in Cardiff decided to charge

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her two sons 15 pound each and the three

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daughters 10 pounds while her four

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grandchildren age five years aged five

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years and older were charged five pounds

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each in her two three-year-old

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grandchildren 250 pounds each with one

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with one-off fees to be transferred to

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your bank account okay

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well it sounds like she's gonna be taxed

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it's now taxable also is she charging

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them at the door or when did you just

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give them a bill actually oh yeah you

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can charge the door and there's gonna be

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uh she explained that her charge she she

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charges her son more because they work

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full-time wait a second not because they

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eat more because simply because they

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work more

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while her daughters work part-time and

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care for their families and she joked

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that uh there is a little sentiment

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sentimentality spared on those who don't

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cough up

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how do they end this up is this guy is

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she going to jail or what

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she said in the past she always ended up

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with hundreds of sausage rolls and bags

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of potatoes but not much else because

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her relatives would bring food at least

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this way I've got a bit of autonomy over

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what I can buy it saves on food waste

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and other important things well it

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sounds like you're rolling around in

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sausages at the end of the Christmas you

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were and now you don't have those extra

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sausages well it raises questions like

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when you go to a family Christmas I

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don't like you but like when we attend

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family Christmases you're like everyone

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takes like a dish right so

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wouldn't that be the better way to do

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this is she's going to say okay I'll

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cook the Christmas goose and you guys

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all bring everybody bring two dishes or

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you know a side dish and a dessert and

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then you don't have to worry about the

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cost well what you're saying here her

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family uh is stingy and doesn't bring

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good dishes like there's like one guy

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I brought Doritos for Christmas

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it's like Joe stops by HEB all the time

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we get this 12 pack of whatever it is he

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brought Doritos and Mountain Dew for

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Christmas all right great is it gonna be

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so look look for this to spread as

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people read this story and think it's a

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great idea to start charging

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start charging family for dinner

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I like it uh

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ID people in the kitchen yeah how does

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she know these are really their her

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relatives

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bring an ID and a passport and your QR

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code

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your covered passport

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is this going to catch on across the UK

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and then the government's going to crack

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down and then they're going to start

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charging holiday fees for transfer of

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anything over a uh 600 becomes a uh uh

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something that you have to

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um not just pay tax on but you have to

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to uh properly document and and have all

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your you know how cumbersome that's

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going to be

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well it's like the the you know the the

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people you have come mow your lawn you

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you know it's like all right just move

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them over to cash do that

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of course then they're gonna start

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reporting you when why I keep coming in

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and withdrawing cash from the bank every

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every week yeah it's what a nightmare

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the Republicans the first thing they got

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to do is remove that from the record

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Dylan all right let's uh move on over

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where's the bullets for this gun man nah

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not very Christmasy but okay

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uh yeah well maybe maybe maybe Santa

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brought that guy a new gun but it didn't

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give him any bullets and he's upset yeah

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what a crappy present at that point sure

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it's only a glitch so

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uh so here's a different way to

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celebrate Christmas by these weirdos oh

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okay I like new and unique ways to use

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this is very unique yes okay

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uh here we go uh you see here this up on

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I gotta it's these websites suck uh we

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host Christmas dinner in the nude our

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clothes

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okay perfect headline well they're also

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not charging people 250 to come into the

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kitchen yeah if you you want to take a

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look at his nude that's going to be five

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pounds

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[Laughter]

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uh they're living their naked truth a

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British couple speaking out about their

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plans to spend the festive season in the

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buff claiming they won't even put

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clothes on when their relatives call

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around Helen Berman is set the host her

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mother 75 and her daughter 15.

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uh for lunch on Christmas Day when she

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will sit naked alongside her husband and

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Simon

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random guy

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uh where's it no just there's no and in

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there just says we'll sit like a longer

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husband Simon oh her husband Simon I put

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it turning another person in there

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that's like wow it's gonna get a crazy

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Christmas

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uh okay well I support their nakedness

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and as long as their family is okay with

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it

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um no big deal but even if their family

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is not okay with it listen this is what

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your daughter wants to do she wants to

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be she wants to have a naked Christmas

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so be it but our house here it's cold

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and you definitely got to make sure that

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you got a good heater you got enough

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propane or electricity to kind of crank

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the heat up so you're not uh you know

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too cold you don't want to

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show your goods when things aren't uh

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when the turkey's not plump you don't

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um

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some people look at us like we're

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completely mad especially when they find

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out we host Christmas but we're all

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about accepting our our your body and

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everyone feeling comfortable great my

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teenage daughter and my mom both totally

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accept our lifestyle and they really

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don't think twice about it now when we

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answer the door in all our Glory

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they're sitting around there's a picture

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of them sitting around playing uh

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Cards Against Humanity completely naked

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and then there's a third guy there's a

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third guy sitting around with him naked

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too that must be Simon

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I think that's Simon that's that's their

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their friend they never actually where

349
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he came from look at that guy yeah maybe

350
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that was the reporter they're like look

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if you want to read write about the

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story strip down

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uh it's not most people set up but it

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works for us we're exchanging gifts

355
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playing party games and raising glasses

356
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just a completely normal Christmas day

357
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it's just that Simon and I won't have

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any clothes on

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who's the third guy though at the table

360
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who is that dude how do you even find

361
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this damn story where's the road this is

362
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some real sleuthing this is this

363
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let's see here

364
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uh Berman began like like how did the

365
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guy who wrote the article like did he

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hear about this

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you know what I mean maybe maybe he's

368
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the third guy this he probably heard

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about it on Facebook like you won't

370
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check out this family who's friends with

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a friend of mine they are sitting around

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a tree they're naked they're decorating

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naked they're Outdoors they're sledding

374
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naked outside like naked shoveling the

375
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snow naked yeah

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uh by the way top comment on this on the

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story on the New York Post is and

378
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they're wearing slippers what the hell

379
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yeah

380
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they're not completely naked I'm looking

381
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at they're they're the slippers right

382
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there go all in I do want to say and the

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photo you have there on screen with the

384
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Christmas tree I applaud their thematic

385
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um uh keeping the same theme everywhere

386
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because the Christmas tree is also naked

387
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um

388
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that's it the body the body and the guy

389
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pretty good right

390
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look at my sausage

391
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uh I was concerned as to whether to

392
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bother my daughter but when I asked her

393
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she said it really didn't bother her at

394
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all mom explained when I was furloughed

395
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in 2020 I realized that Simon worked I

396
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realized that someone worked from home

397
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naked anyway and then we he started

398
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being naked in the back Garden in full

399
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view of her neighbors I was mortified

400
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but then I realized that I really don't

401
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care then I realized if I don't care

402
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if they don't care why should I good

403
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yeah my wife Gardens naked sometimes I'm

404
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okay with it I like it I'd be okay if

405
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more people are naked there is there is

406
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a lot of body shame around uh

407
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uh nakedness and people just gotta get

408
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over it they gotta get over in there she

409
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is she's doing I think she's singing

410
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karaoke next to a Christmas tree or

411
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she's carrying a remote control I don't

412
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know

413
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in that photo she's really happy she got

414
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her new remote control yeah I'm doing

415
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this next year

416
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a naked Christmas in fact I'm going to

417
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send this to my uh my wife she'd

418
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probably get a big kick out of this

419
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article

420
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has she done a uh a new video recently

421
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thematic for Christmas for Nikki Gardner

422
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her most recent video was just kind of

423
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like a retrospective on everything we've

424
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done over the past two years in the

425
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property not the not Christmas themed

426
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but just a retro especially there's

427
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still there's still one more day Mike I

428
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know I don't know if she

429
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won't have

430
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the time to do it I don't think so

431
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all right one more

432
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article festive or not up to you

433
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I am your father

434
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so I've got a couple of other Christmas

435
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related ones and then one knot so let me

436
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:43,020
give you two Christmas and one not you

437
00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:45,840
tell me what you want okay so I've got

438
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um where is it here when I scroll right

439
00:17:55,549 --> 00:17:52,140
that's it uh so Golden Corral is doing a

440
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:55,559
Christmas themed meal but to go which

441
00:17:58,789 --> 00:17:56,700
kind of defeats the purpose of Golden

442
00:18:01,430 --> 00:17:58,799
Corral I thought you'd go there to get

443
00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:01,440
yourself and start a fight out and then

444
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fight people and fight old people only

445
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:04,200
old people go there so you know you can

446
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:05,280
probably win a fight if you go there

447
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:07,020
take them

448
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:09,480
um so I got that story I got a story on

449
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:11,059
uh where is it here

450
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uh 10 absolute last minute gifts for

451
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:19,440
beer fans and then finally

452
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:22,620
um a sexy Ronald McDonald action figure

453
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:25,020
that was up on eBay and went for a huge

454
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:27,600
amount of money perfect headline

455
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:29,160
I like that one I think we got to know

456
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:32,100
about uh Mickey D's and their their sexy

457
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toys

458
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:35,039
and I'm pretty sure I saw this one I

459
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:36,240
think it was Herman found this around

460
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the same time I did but he had a

461
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different Source uh so I'll give him

462
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half credit okay

463
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:44,520
that's sometimes so here is a story

464
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about it and then I did dig up the

465
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original

466
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um Ebay listing because that's what I do

467
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okay great I I want to know more about

468
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this

469
00:19:00,409 --> 00:18:57,600
sexy Ronald McDonald action figure can

470
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be yours for just a hundred and fifty

471
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dollars that's good news for anyone just

472
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listening at home what we're looking at

473
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is uh a deep clothes for the most part

474
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Ronald McDonald he's he's kind of built

475
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he's got a he's got great packs great

476
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abs but then he's got this uh red white

477
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and blue uh are they called skivvies

478
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kind of make under Underpants and he's

479
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kind of gotta Beados Speedo he's got

480
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kind of got to pull down where he'd be

481
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showing his pubic hair but it's nothing

482
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but fries popping out in place of pubic

483
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hairs and he's got those big Goofy shoes

484
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and socks

485
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I mean I I think I'd accurately

486
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described what he looks like look at

487
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that greasy lawyer no I don't think he's

488
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a lawyer he's not a lawyer 850 that's

489
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amazing no 150 dollars

490
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not 800 I think it's 100 150 oh no it

491
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did go for 800. so I'm I'm reading down

492
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it's it started at 150 and uh and I'll

493
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:00,660
put the link in here I'll put the link

494
00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:02,340
in Carriage up for the actual

495
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um uh auction if you want to look at

496
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:06,539
that yeah from the eBay listing rare

497
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sexy Ronald McDonald Old Glory American

498
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flag underwear Edition 10 inch figure

499
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it says it's listed here 10 feet but

500
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[Music]

501
00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:34,860
um it is a figure with box uvd toy

502
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:37,140
wizard skull figured never displayed new

503
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:39,360
out of the boxer picture limited edition

504
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uh 200 pieces worldwide so uh there we

505
00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:45,860
go someone is selling the same thing for

506
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850 so clearly it's a collector's item

507
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:52,559
wow holy moly

508
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uh

509
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:00,480
I want this is what I need

510
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:03,660
this would complete the show

511
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:05,940
there's other pictures here uh you put

512
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the yeah so if you go to the second link

513
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I put in there you can browse through

514
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the other photos

515
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yeah I want to browse through the photos

516
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it says it's sold I can't believe it's

517
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:16,200
sold there's another one going for two

518
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:23,510
uh I'm trying to find the uh the

519
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:24,660
pictures here

520
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scroll down

521
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it's more than a PS5 that's insane

522
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and it's worth yeah it's worth more too

523
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:35,340
is you get more value out of this thing

524
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so I'm saying it's like you've got a

525
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:40,620
like a PS5 was going for like 700

526
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:45,289
um I don't see any pictures on here I

527
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:47,280
got how far do I gotta scroll because

528
00:21:50,149 --> 00:21:49,080
well so because the listings ended they

529
00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:50,159
just put stuff at the top that's like

530
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:51,480
suggested so if you go it should be like

531
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:53,760
right below that um Oh weird it's not

532
00:21:58,370 --> 00:21:56,159
showing up for you yeah

533
00:22:01,370 --> 00:21:58,380
um I want to see more like this I want

534
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:01,380
to see more naked dry McDonald's

535
00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:03,299
hey this guy should go

536
00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:06,659
the naked Christmas over in the UK

537
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:08,280
I think you've got like an ad block or

538
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:09,480
something blocking you're a black ad

539
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:15,230
you're blocking my ads blocking ads

540
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:16,260
everywhere

541
00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:19,260
oh it's from New Hope Pennsylvania the

542
00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:22,140
hometown of wean I bet ween so I bet

543
00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:23,940
Gene ween is selling this thing

544
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Gene Wayne he would

545
00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:30,179
ma'am it's sold uh all right so actually

546
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:32,100
click the link click the not the link

547
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:34,320
there click the um the picture that says

548
00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:35,880
sold that'll take you to the original

549
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:37,679
listing

550
00:22:45,409 --> 00:22:42,960
oh there it is okay I see I scroll down

551
00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:45,419
oh there we go oh there's there's a nice

552
00:22:54,169 --> 00:22:51,409
look at that look at that sack of Filth

553
00:22:55,669 --> 00:22:54,179
no that's fine sack of fries I'm looking

554
00:22:58,669 --> 00:22:55,679
them up and down

555
00:23:00,470 --> 00:22:58,679
he's got a tight butt

556
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:00,480
and there's a picture of them

557
00:23:05,029 --> 00:23:03,120
is it from like it is very I

558
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:05,039
you know that one neighbor no one sort

559
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:06,480
of kind of call the cops and you might

560
00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:07,740
you might want to call the cops in the

561
00:23:12,409 --> 00:23:10,260
Statue or figure it's kind of

562
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:12,419
it's weird it's called sexy Ronald

563
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:14,940
wizzles from Wizard skull why isn't

564
00:23:21,470 --> 00:23:20,029
or why aren't they co-opting it

565
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:21,480
obviously there's there's an opportunity

566
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:24,179
here yeah it's 20 20. it's almost 2023

567
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:25,620
we should be a little more Progressive

568
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:27,960
in our uh Ronald McDonald uh um

569
00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:30,720
portrayal so yeah I agree I think a fit

570
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:33,480
Ronald who's uh almost naked with fry

571
00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:35,520
pubes is probably uh appropriate for

572
00:23:40,909 --> 00:23:38,400
2023. yeah look how thick that is oh

573
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:40,919
yeah his his fried pubic hair is quite

574
00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:43,559
thick no doubt about that

575
00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:46,460
it's a band name fry pubes

576
00:23:51,289 --> 00:23:49,679
he looks like a serial killer well yeah

577
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:51,299
he does he does there's no doubt about

578
00:23:54,549 --> 00:23:53,000
that

579
00:23:57,289 --> 00:23:54,559
850

580
00:23:58,190 --> 00:23:57,299
holy moly

581
00:23:59,810 --> 00:23:58,200
um

582
00:24:01,909 --> 00:23:59,820
I guess I mean it's a collector's item

583
00:24:02,990 --> 00:24:01,919
there's only 200 of them so I I get it

584
00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:03,000
wait

585
00:24:06,289 --> 00:24:04,500
some demented soul out there is out

586
00:24:11,390 --> 00:24:06,299
there playing with their Ronald McDonald

587
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:11,400
doll lonely on Christmas on Christmas

588
00:24:15,049 --> 00:24:13,200
hey kids you don't get anything else but

589
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:15,059
instead you get this Jody would you say

590
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:16,260
it's more expensive than a PlayStation

591
00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:18,600
too hey kids instead of a PlayStation

592
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:20,400
here's this for me yeah I'm gonna go

593
00:24:24,909 --> 00:24:21,720
down to the basement and play with my

594
00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:24,919
dog you kids get cold

595
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:28,740
it's a stocking stuffer it is

596
00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:30,840
you can put uh you could go to

597
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:32,580
McDonald's and get some fries too and

598
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:34,440
stuff those so the Flies are sticking

599
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:37,320
out of the stocking you roll up to

600
00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:38,880
McDonald's holding this in your hand or

601
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:40,440
they're gonna call the cops ain't you

602
00:24:43,909 --> 00:24:42,659
you roll that if this is riding shotgun

603
00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:43,919
in your car

604
00:24:48,649 --> 00:24:46,200
demented you're a freak is this gonna be

605
00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:48,659
a new way to to eat fries as you you put

606
00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:50,940
them in the skimpy little uh skivvies

607
00:24:56,090 --> 00:24:52,380
and you just stuff them in there and

608
00:24:59,090 --> 00:24:56,100
have them bouquet out like a uh like a

609
00:25:00,890 --> 00:24:59,100
um a a little box of fries from

610
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:00,900
McDonald's I don't know this is going

611
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:03,120
crazy but I'll quit today yeah this

612
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:05,280
show's about over maybe I should just

613
00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:07,500
quit and shut the show down I gave you

614
00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:09,600
the option of other holiday related

615
00:25:13,549 --> 00:25:11,460
stories but no you wanted Ronald

616
00:25:15,289 --> 00:25:13,559
McDonald and his rainbow fry pubes

617
00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:15,299
that's it I'm done today that's an email

618
00:25:20,049 --> 00:25:19,200
at our big thumb mouth gmail.com check

619
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out